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Toasting a Bagel 

A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".

"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
Toasting a Bagel by nickl140 July 27, 2012

Toasterism 

When you get a body part in a toaster and can't get it out.
Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.
Toasterism by Lasagnaaa August 26, 2019

toasting 

The act of teasing, usually done to a mate in a joking way, derived from the use of the word 'burning' to describe intense teasing. Common in Byron Bay.
Oh come on man I'm only toasting you cause I like ya

French Toasting 

me: what are you doing?
friend: French toasting
me: is that really a verb?
friend: it is now

Toasting 

Toasting, when you pretend to be engaged in online learning but you have left your laptop and gone off to the kitchen to make some tea and toast.
See ghosting "the practice of ending a personal relationship with someone by suddenly and without explanation withdrawing from all communication".
Mandy was registered online but I suspect she was toasting.....
Toasting by Zoom Overload HK March 2, 2020

Tatering 

A highly popular catering company in the Dallas, Texas area. Well known for amazing foods and services.

The Owner known as Tater puts his spin on catering thus creating Tatering.
have you had Tatering's amazing Brisket and Sausage?
Tatering by Tatering July 19, 2018