good times doody 

When you take a big dump and the head of the doody is above the water, in reference to the Good Times theme song lyric, "Keeping your head above water."

After last night's buffet bar, I left a Good Times Doody in the toilet.

good times doody by Dave Bennett Wilmington, DE May 14, 2019

Timesink 

Something that takes up a lot of time and produces few or no tangible results. Usually a website.

In general, a waste of time.

(Choose one: Facebook, MLIA, FML) is such a timesink.

Timesink by Novarri November 11, 2009

timesaw 

A chainsaw that can cut through the fabric of space and time and allow a person to travel into the past.

"Dude, she attacked me with a timesaw and now I'm stuck in the olden days!"

timesaw by Rock Jonny February 8, 2007

Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

Fiddle Me Timbers by KeyD February 27, 2011

scissor me timbers 

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

scissor me timbers by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007

good times 

A TV Series that ran from 1974-1979.

Good times, anytime you need a payment
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.

good times by Good_Times August 27, 2005

Old timer 

Someone thats been alive for a long time

The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff

Old timer by Mike May 1, 2004