meet the spartans 

the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.

Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.

Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.

Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!

meet the spartans by drik December 9, 2008

The Spaghetti Incident? 

The 5th Studio Album From Guns N' Roses.
The Album Was Mainly Punk Covers,
Many People Seem To Dislike The Album. But I Quite Like It

The Tracklisting:

1. Since I Don't Have You
2. New Rose
3. Down On The Farm
4. Human Being
5. Raw Power
6. Ain't It Fun
7. Buick McKane(Big Dumb Sex)
8. Hair Of The Dog
9. Attitude
10. Black Leather
11. You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Memory
12. I Don't Care About You

The Album Has A Hidden Track Called
'Look At Your Game Girl'
This Can Be Found By Skipping The Final Track 'I Dont Care About You' To The End And Listening Through Til You Hear It.

Slash However, Did Not Like This Album. He Said In His Biography "If You Want To Hear The Sound Of The Guns N' Roses Break Up, Listen To That Album"
Yet People Say The Same About The Ending To The Song 'November Rain' From The Album Use Your illusion I.


The Album Was Titled 'The Spaghetti Incident?' Because Of A Spaghetti Food Fight Between Steven Adler (The Original Guns N' Roses Drummer) And Axl Rose.

guns n' roses, the spaghetti incident?, axl rose, slash, gilby clarke, duff mckagan, matt sorum, dizzy reed.

The Spaghetti Incident? by Kimberleyyyyy! February 21, 2009

The Spackler 

You start banging a girl doggie style with her head against the wall, then you start slammin her really hard till her head breaks through the first layer of dry wall then right when your about to bust you pull out and give her a swift kick to the cooter, her head will be sent through the other layer of dry wall with the last kick ,you then quickly run around to the other side of the wall and bust a nut in her face while her head is stuck

"I felt doing some remodeling last night so Suzi met the spackler"

The Spackler by Pablo435 November 9, 2006

The spasticated monkey 

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

The spasticated monkey by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

jack the spack 

Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man

Jack the spack is a man who loves spacks

jack the spack by Jack the spack April 25, 2017

cocking the spangbutt 

This is a sexual act where you first spank an ass so hard a bright red handprint shows up. Then you wack your flaccid penis on the handprint until erect and immediately ram it directly into the receivers asshole

Bro, I was cocking the spangbutt all night last night

cocking the spangbutt by bitch nigger 27 June 7, 2018

breaking the space time continuum 

You’ve already done it by pressing this definition

YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK...BREAKING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM

breaking the space time continuum by No cojeo sixndidndx October 30, 2020