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The Show Stopper by Ross Sargent April 6, 2006
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Tying the Shoe
Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Tying the Shoe by dp2011 May 29, 2011
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The Shoebox Project
The pinnacle of Harry Potter Maurauder-era fanfics. Work in Progress. Utterly hilarious and addicting. *SQUEE*
"I was reading the shoebox project at three in the morning, and i could'nt stop laughing- i woke up the whole house."
"Oh, my. I must read that."
"Oh, my. I must read that."
The Shoebox Project by Eric the Half a Bee January 6, 2005
The Shoebox Project
The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.
"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.
The Shoebox Project by Liz February 14, 2005
The shoe is on the floor!
A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
The shoe is on the floor! by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008
Joe the Show
Joe the Show by Scott Hughes January 9, 2009
Hotty gets the Shotty
A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.
Sean: "Shotgun!"
Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"
Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."
Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"
Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"
Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."
Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"
Hotty gets the Shotty by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011