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First Man On The Moon

On July 21, 1969, with the Apollo 11 Spaceflight, Neil Armstrong was the 1st human to step on the Moon! Buzz Aldrin joined him 20 minutes later & they spent 2 1/4th hours gathering 47.5 pounds of lunar material for return to Earth. Pilot Michael Collins stayed in lunar orbit until they returned to the ship. July 24th was splashdown at 819 miles SW of Hawaii. As Neil Armstrong took his 1st step onto the surface of the Moon, he said "1 small step by a man; 1 giant leap for mankind."
I was fortunate to see the live TV broadcast of the First Man On The Moon & it had tremendous impact on me, starting a lifelong love of space & the Moon.

Hungover the moon 

Colloquial take on the classic idiom, 'Over the moon'.

The short, sweet period the next day when you are still drunk, before the real hangover kicks in.
'How are you feeling today?'

'Pretty good, actually. I'm hungover the moon!'
Hungover the moon by Spagalucci September 22, 2012

howling at the Moon 

Baying as wolves & coyotes do; also werewolves; giving Honor to the Moon by howling.
Every full Moon, you'll find me howling at the Moon. A primal instinct since wolves are my Spirit Animals. I love to hear the wolves howling at the Moon!

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. 

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Dong Side of the Moon

While mooning one party, accidentally flash your dong to an unsuspecting third party.
When Logan mooned Weil, he accidentally put his dong in Mitchell's webcam. I hope Mitchell likes Pink Floyd because he just saw the Dong Side of the Moon.

I love you to the moon and back 

A quote from the children's book "Guess How Much I Love You", meant to express that one loves another person more than they can imagine.
"I love you up to the moon," said Little Nutbrown Hare.

"Oh, that's far," said Big Nutbrown Hare. "That is very, very far." Big Nutbrown Hare settled Little Nutbrown Hare into his bed of leaves.

He leaned over and kissed him goodnight. Then he lay down close by and whispered with a smile, "I love you to the moon and back."