The Dirty Katja 

The complex mechanism that is enacted during sexual intercourse where the top is in reverse cowgirl and sticks a finger in the bottoms ass.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: Bro she pulled the dirty Katja on me... I think she's my soul mate.

The Dirty Katja by Joe_020405069093489545 February 2, 2024

Kate the Great 

In the year 843 B.C. Macedonia, the reign of Kate the Great was errant. The people, becoming upset, had decided to overthrow their Queen and control the greatest city ever. With her final last words which had a bittersweet symphonous meaning: REMEMBER WHO IS YOUR GODDESS, YOUR QUEEN, YOUR ONLY RULER! KATE THE GREAT! with the last speech, her existence fell underground, for centuries she turned tricks in the French government, selling cigarettes and running the most classiest of whore houses. It was when in 923, France, Kate's existence became apparent once again, having killed King Robert I, she in turned used her advanced ancient military tactics until she moved to america and became a normal girl. However, she still retained the famous name "Kate the Great".

Kate the Great > Samuel L. Jackson > Chuck Norris.

Kate the Great by Dave the Brave June 27, 2008

Katie bar the door 

battin' down the hatches, the rain is a comin', the fat lady has sung, it's over, peace out, we're screwed

Holy shit! The rain is not going to let up anytime soon! Katie bar the door!

Katie bar the door by minnyindy November 26, 2011

Katarina of the Cotswolds

Some have said she’s kind of a bitch, but that speaks more of their insecurities than of her strength. She is a brave and strong navigator of new lands and customs. Her world view is shaped by her belief that our differences are what make us beautiful so she is welcoming and inclusive and interested in diversity of thought. She cares for her body, is mindful that people come in all shapes and sizes and knows that being healthy looks different on everyone but being kind is what gives people true grace. She is thoughtful and warm, brilliant and funny. She hates Trump because she has no respect for bullies or xenophobes and knows that he speaks to the dark fears of the insecure and allows their weaknesses to bloom into true ugliness. She frowns on the petty, rises above the rude and will thrive among those who can do nothing more that gossip and belittle others. Her world is far larger and more rich than those who belittle her. Others envy her panache but she doesn’t hold it over them, she tries to help them rise above their own malicious pettiness.

Look at how calm she is in the face of their bitchy pettiness! That girl is a real Katarina of the Cotswolds, she serves as an example of grace under fire!

Katarina of the Cotswolds by Cre8tiviD May 4, 2019

Kate The Great Weather Machine

She is the most awesome person ever in the Mysterious Benedict Society Series. She carries around a bucket full of everything she needs and is very agile and athletic. See also, Kate Weatherall.

OMG, it's Kate The Great Weather Machine, y'all

Kate The Great Weather Machine by Juliana Renfroe June 8, 2013

Kato, the Shaky One 

The man who, followed by a mustard attack, had a liquid beverage poured on him in his sleep, found in the video "Kato slipped up again got damn it"

Kato was peacefully sleeping on a couch, similar to his previous victim experiences, while a terrorist sneaks into his room, pouring an unknown liquidized substance upon Kato's face. He begins trembling, either out of confusion or fear, or maybe both, before waking up and wiping the mystery water off his cranium. Kato begins verbally abusing the young minor terrorist, followed by the shouts of faceless people off tape. After listening to the terrorist, Kato becomes delusional, believing he is drowning to death. Kato begins stripping down to his undergarments, displaying a wife-beater while still being confused, although visibly more angry than earlier in the tape.

Kato lives in fear everyday since the Kato Attacks of 2012, flashing back to the rough and scary times he has survived thus far.

Me: Have you heard of the incident of Kato, the Shaky One?
Friend: Alas, I have sir.

Kato, the Shaky One by alecwind July 18, 2021

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a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019