what the deuce 

A generalized inquiry as to the nature or overall well-being of someone or something.

What the deuce are my keys doing in the toilet, again?

what the deuce by james007ssagent June 23, 2010

hide the deuce

While at the residence of a rude individual or bad host, producing a deuce and then wrapping it in a paper towel or sock and hiding it in such a way that will allow it to stink and remain uncovered for an extended period of time.

Man, Bob totally fucked me over on that beer run last night at the party so I played hide the deuce in his livingroom.

hide the deuce by Joseph B. May 15, 2005

do the deuce 

To procure a twenty dollar lap dance.

"You're cute, honey. Let's go back into the Champagne Room, and do the deuce."

do the deuce by D. Gould February 23, 2006

spruce the deuce

to shave your ball sack

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce

spruce the deuce by gduhble June 28, 2005

shooting the deuce 

To put your index and middle finger up in a V shape, and then wave it to people, as a gesture of saying "Well good day to you good sir, I hope your day continues on in an orderly fashion", or something along those lines.

As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.

shooting the deuce by Brandon Cur-Dog June 18, 2006

trippin on the deuce 

to be under the influence of any of the 2C famly of psychedelic phenethylamines, especially 2C-E.

man we had so much fun trippin on the deuce this weekend. 2C-E kicks ass.

trippin on the deuce by researchchem November 11, 2008

chunking the deuce

The formal form of "chunkin the deuce."

Why is everyone chunking the deuce on MySpace?

chunking the deuce by Skippy Larue May 27, 2008