The Callaghan Clap 

Originated by the man, the myth, the legend, Bill Callaghan. The Clap is what Bill uses to signify that the drink is on him at the wonderful JJ Bubbles. If you're not paying attention, Bill will wait and start to get angry that you're not acknowledging him, or he will simply give you the "Air Clap" from a distance.

We're going to Bubbles and hopefully the Callaghan Clap is in full effect.

The Callaghan Clap by Ridge March 5, 2005

The California Vortex 

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.

“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”

The California Vortex by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020

The Calen Empire 

Created on June 14, 2016. The Calen empire is a fascist Minecraft government located in the coordinates of 0 0 to 100,000 100,000 on an old world created in the April of 2016. The Calen empire was formed from the remains of the Calen republic by Saxvar Nova (Cameron McLin) and multiple other figures. Needing its first emperor Saxvar Nova was made the leader of the nation following after it’s creation.

The Calen Empire Was only known by thousands as of 2020 but was a very controlling regime.

The Calen Empire by plannedparenthoodbr January 1, 2021

The calf roper 

While having intercourse with a woman in labor and the child is crowning, proceed to wrap the umbilical chord around the child's neck while you continue to thrust.

My water broke, time for the calf roper.

The calf roper by JeffersonM43 December 14, 2010

The Calculator

When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator

Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!

The Calculator by <Anon_Anon> May 29, 2011

the california lightbulb 

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.

Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!

the california lightbulb by Ymetho December 11, 2017

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

The California MacBook by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019