testicalls 

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.

unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(

testicalls by Zomar October 2, 2007

testical diddler 

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

testical diddler by big anna January 1, 2010

testical flap 

An insult commonly used to comeback to the insult butt nugget

That's a hot testical flap

testical flap by real tyler October 15, 2013

tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)

*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!

tactically retarded by Acronymus February 26, 2017

Testical Knockers 

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.

The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.

Testical Knockers by MyBitchLikesToSuck July 16, 2018

testiclysis

Destruction of a man's testicles, from the word "testicle" and root -lysis.

Fuck you, testiclysis be upon ye

testiclysis by zhannu November 8, 2023

testical breath 

a very horrible way of saying fuck you, a gay fag who's breath smell of balls (males reproductive organ)

you have testical breath, that guy has testical breath

testical breath by michael 'duece' anderson November 30, 2013