delsea tech support

God's of technology... they rock. Simple as that.

Delsea Tech Support is awesome...

delsea tech support by el gato delsea god May 21, 2010

Un-tech savvy 

know how to use technology but no idea or care of how it works

Liz loves her Mac but she doesn't care how it works...she's so un-tech savvy!

Un-tech savvy by tigonator October 12, 2008

Tech Sex ED 101 

Safe sex education for those who can't just say no and have on line sex with strangers.

Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.

Tech Sex ED 101 by bullshitzer July 8, 2010

tech support 

interjection
an expression of gratitude, used when someone comes through for you.
note on usage: cannot be used as an adjective

Person 1: "Shit, I forgot my wallet!"
Person 2: "It's cool, it's on me."
Person 1: "Tech support."

Improper use: "It was totally tech support when you came through for me on that kidney transplant."

tech support by epl May 27, 2008

Tech Support Hotline 

A spin-off Youtube live stream show made by a member of the Buddhism Hotline Rajeev Kapoor. The show focuses on helping callers with tech support. Like the Buddhism Hotline, it gets trolled by prank calls.

“Oh man, i can’t wait to watch the Tech Support Hotline and troll the indian man.”

Tech Support Hotline by ThePerkyHamster October 22, 2019

tech support scammer 

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

tech support scammer by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021

Tech Supporch 

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

Tech Supporch by Potzer August 7, 2022