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purple headed battering ram 

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis
"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

twittering

When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.
John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.
twittering by lies03 May 1, 2008

Twattering 

The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.
Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.
Twattering by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008

totteridge 

Totteridge massive SNM
Im from totteridge bro

TOTTI GANG YEAH CMON
totteridge by outere April 13, 2022

Baby battering ram 

Women who use their baby carriages like battering rams to move through crowds.
Wow that lady almost ran me over with her baby battering ram!
Baby battering ram by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

Tittering 

To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.
Guy1: "John has had a little too much to drink already and going to get slapped again."
Guy2: "He had one drink, what's he doing?"
Guy1: "He's tittering the girl he's trying to hit on."
Tittering by Ogles April 21, 2010