ring tailed rannygazzoo

A trouble maker

“Here comes Snake Larsonn ! He’s the rootinest shootinest ring tailed rannygazzoo !”

ring tailed rannygazzoo by Ranny Gazzoo September 27, 2020

hopper tailed 

A man with hips broader than his shoulders

Well dagum it billy if you keep eating all that apple cornbread you're gonna end hopper tailed!

hopper tailed by Mausermania March 10, 2021

being tailed 

1: when someone is following you for some reason
2: When a pet dog, cat, or any type of lizard repeatedly hits someone in the face with their tail

I'm being tailed by my dog right now, which is making it difficult to see.

being tailed by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021

Kite-tailed

The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.

Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.

Kite-tailed by pbwadd July 25, 2021

Kangaroo Tailed 

When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.

Today I let a fan join my live instagram video and he kangaroo Tailed me the cunt.

Kangaroo Tailed by Kangaroo tailed November 17, 2021

Fairy Tailed 

When you're about to get your butt beat in a fight.

"Oh £#$& I'm gonna get Fairy Tailed."

Fairy Tailed by PeakSunsSelfDoubt<3 December 15, 2021

Fat tailed gerbil 

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

Fat tailed gerbil by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023