While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while
finger fucking her ass until she squirts
on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the
Looney Tunes theme song.
Friend 1: So how's things
going with you & your lady?
Friend 2: Well, she's
pretending to be
mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?