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Squirting Sylvester 

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face
Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

Leah Sylvester Gregorsydee 

Leah sylvester gregorsydee is a name commonly used for someone who likes people named Noah
"Do you know who likes Noah?"
"Yeah of course! It's Leah Sylvester Gregorsydee!!

A Sylvester 

While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.
Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?

Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?
A Sylvester by benjaminblanco April 4, 2022

sloppy sylvester 

This happens when you're fucking a girl's ass with your fist, pull out and donkey punch her right in the face with the same hand you were fistfucking her ass with. The brown poopy streak you leave behind is the sloppy sylvester.
My wife pissed me off a couple weeks ago so I decided to give her the 'ol sloppy sylvester.
sloppy sylvester by good stufff February 24, 2009

Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment 

When flushed with little to extreme embarrassment, you throw your head down to a 90 degree angle
What’s wrong with him?” Jevin asked. “Oh, it’s just a Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment”

ashtyn sylvester 

she smells so fucking bad and never showers
“bruh she’s smells so bad”
i know bruh she a ashtyn sylvester