strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

strap-on keyboard by dildo777 July 3, 2018

strap-on tits 

A Wonderbra or similar brassiere, so called because it makes breasts far more apparent to the viewer than when it is not worn.

girl1: you buying that dress for your date tonight?
girl2: probably, but I'll need strap-on tits for the full effect.

strap-on tits by mistertea November 27, 2006

Strap on the feed bag 

Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.

Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.

Strap on the feed bag by Mo Trim August 29, 2013

strap on a pair 

Strap on a pair, such as a pair of testicles. (bravery?)
if you have a pair strapped on, people might call you arrogant
hey, you might even be arrogant for strapping them on in the first place :)

and I strongly believe it
strap on a pair and tell everyone to get fucked

strap on a pair by emma May 11, 2004

Strap on orgy 

An orgy in which women fuck men and some times other women in the ass or pussy if a woman ect. with a strap on. And then the men can take off there strap ons and fuck them ect.

John told me about that strap on orgy.

Strap on orgy by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

Strap on 

a stick shift piloted by a lesbian, particularly a large truck.

Becky had to pick up her girlfriend, however her strap on was boxed in.

Strap on by ShinOni August 26, 2010

strap-on 

A sex toy that resembles a belt with an erect dildo (cock) on it. This is a must for lesbian and adventurous heterosexual couples. One partner puts on the strap on and acts like the man and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse (lesbian) and the woman becomes the insertive partner in anal intercourse with her boyfriend.

I love the way Kyle and I are so sexually adventurous. Last night I brought home a strap-on and made him my bitch for the night. I hope he doesn't go bi or gay on me because he enjoyed that just a little too much I think. But then again, bisexuality may be next on our bucket list.

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strap-on by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015