street squish 

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.

"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."

street squish by Running out of patience October 17, 2008

Street Countdown 

Basically, it's like normal countdown, only it's played on the street. It can get very cold.

I challenge you to a game of street countdown!

Street Countdown by This_Is_Not_A_Name July 7, 2010

Street's Closed 

To stop talking about something.

Did you see what he did?
Nah man quit talking about it, street's closed.

Street's Closed by yungMilkMan May 7, 2019

street epistemology 

A non-threatening, often public, discourse; designed to identify, explore and possibly modify deeply held personal beliefs through the use of the Socratic method.

Through my exposure to street epistemology, it became evident to me that faith--as a foundation for sustaining religious belief--is unreliable. How could divergently opposing religious systems expect to use faith as a method of conveying revealed Truth, yet come to mutually incompatible conclusions? Answer: they can not.

street epistemology by YAWA September 2, 2017

street taster 

A person who spents a remarkable amount of time with his head on the ground. Someone who passes out easily and/or often due to alcohol, drugs or beatings. Also a homeless person living in the worst way without the ambition to improve.

That jerk tasted the street again. If he can't stand it, he should drink less. What a street taster!

street taster by benzon manzon August 17, 2012

Street Rossi 

A Street Rossi is a motorcycle rider driving on public roads who has succumbed to the delusion of thinking he/she has the riding abilities of Valentino Rossi. In the wild, they can be found on public roads riding at 110 mph in a 35, performing aggressive 3-lane changes with no blinker (and cutting off a cager in the process), or - most likely - on the ground in the middle of the road with their bike in 100 pieces. While this person may be mistaken for a squid, they actually have a higher chance of wearing a helmet, due to their desire to look like a racer. The helmet likely sports a highlighter-yellow color along with Monster logo stickers, racing stripes, or triangles like Valentino Rossi's helmet.

"The Street Rossi stickers are in!! Guys I'm so f**king excited about these I had to slap one on my helmet." - Yammie Noob (a.k.a. Proud Street Rossi)

"A Street Rossi blew past me doing 100 on Main Street today. I caught up with him, though. He was stuck head-first in the window of the 7-11."

Street Rossi by Rebel-96 January 4, 2019

Street Vagina 

A classy name for a 'manhole' found in the middle of roads. To be non sexist.

Hopefully that guy doesn't fall down into that street vagina!

Street Vagina by L2MS August 4, 2010