Straightener 

A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience

I need a straightener after failing the driving test again

Straightener by Conal Cam May 25, 2008

Straightred 

Intense, seething hatred for straight people, especially straight males. This is characterized by housing discrimination and fantasies related to the eroticism of straight male degradation. This view is often held by people of Gay Culture who feel <b>disdain</b> towards the heterosexual male and his dominating tendencies.

" I just felt such straightred in that boutique with Melanie."

" Sky held straightred for Nick because of Nick's aggressive domination in household matters."

"I have such straightred for this place, it's as though everyone is waiting to be fertilized."

Straightred by Zeke Bobby November 20, 2007

straightening hair 

An obsessive action done by women and sometimes men to create an illusion that they have STRAIGHT hair.

Is Betty done straightening hair for the day?

straightening hair by Emily Gibson January 22, 2009

straightee 

Derrogatory word for a heterosexual person.
Made popular by the character Jack on the "Will and Grace" television sitcom.

"Not so close, there, straightee! That's my sister you're drooling on!"

straightee by Hephaestion May 17, 2006

Straightness 

Added at the end of a sentence that can be assumed to be gay, in order to say that you are not

It is much like no homo

Man 1: Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
Man 2: Na, you got a nice ass. Straightness

Straightness by Mizuzuki March 25, 2010

Tit straightener 

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.

This winter was a real tit straightener.

Tit straightener by Badgerman February 22, 2017

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale 

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale by TensaiOre June 10, 2021