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stage parents 

These are the kind of parents that will do just about anything to gain fame, money or prestige through the beauty and cuteness of their children. A good example of these type of parents can be found in reality shows like "Toddlers and Tiaras" or "Dance Moms".
Becky: Did you see that dance routine that Ava performed on "Toddlers and Tiaras" last week?
Grace: *sighs* Yes.

Becky: What's wrong with it?
Grace: There's nothing wrong with the routine, or with Ava - for that matter. It's her parents.
Becky: There's something wrong with her parents?
Grace: Yeah, *scoffs* they're stage parents, duh!
stage parents by zetazetaram September 14, 2014
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stoplight stagger 

That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.
I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.
stoplight stagger by sixpence December 10, 2012

Stagecoach 

A stagecoach is a cab being pulled by 1 or more horses, usually carrying people or mail on a route between 2 places.
I am going to travel by stagecoach to Liverpool, it's going to take 10 hours.
Stagecoach by nrLoolee April 27, 2021

talking stage 

the almost but never enough fucking annoying stage of nonexistent relationship between two people who are clearly toying each other's feelings or maybe unreciprocated love of the other to the other
talking stage is a bitch you a walking L if you're in one
talking stage by witzthehonour September 8, 2021

jettison stage one 

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.
to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."
jettison stage one by varn_ix August 11, 2008

4th gen stage genius 

Sunoo also know as Kim Sunoo of ENHYPEN. He has a bright and friendly personality off stage but he can pull off any concept on stage. With his versatile vocals, graceful dance style and excellent facial expression control he always makes his part standout.
The difference between sunoo off stage and sunoo on stage is insane, he is indeed the 4th gen stage genius.

Sunoo always make his part standout well he's the 4th generation stage genius.

Stage 5 Clinger

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"