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Squawk Twat 

The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.

1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.
1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!

2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!
Squawk Twat by bitchBgone April 7, 2010
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Squawk the pigeon 

To have intercourse, sex, sexual relations, and/or anal, vaginal, or oral penetration resulting in the intense battle cry similar to that of a dying pigeon.
Fred:Did you squawk the pigeon?
Larry: Hell ya, I squawked the pigeon.

Squawk box 

Something random to yell to fill in a space, or a creature shaped like a box with wings and a beak.
-what should we put here?
-squawk box!
Squawk box by Shane February 22, 2005

Squawk of Outrage 

A loud yelp of surprise and discontent upon discovering something disadvantageous to your goals and agenda. This can be mistaken for the noise crows nake when they are flying around and communicating with fellow birds regarding important bird topics.
That dude just ate his friend's entire box of Toasty-O's cereal, to which he received a squawk of Outrage revealing his true feelings.

Squawk and Thump 

Shrieking at your enemy before dealing them serious mortal blows
Ole Billy really gave that child a good squawk and thump! He really taught them a lesson about not bumping people with their wheelchair.

Caps Squawk 

When a person types in all caps lock. This person might be hyper, jittery, excited etc. and feels the need to express through caps lock. You may feel as though they are screaming at you through the computer. It can be very annoying and aggravating. You may also feel the need to strangle the person behind the keyboard.
Kenny: OMG I ALMOST DIED YEZTERDAY I STUBBED MY DICK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO????

Bill: stfu

Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?

Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk
Caps Squawk by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009

Parrot Squawk 

A comment in a YouTube video that simply repeats a line from the video, word for word, with no other comment than an LOL. It comes across as pointless squawking from a flock of parrots.

Now with the new timecode linking, parrots don't even need to type out the line. They can just type in the timecode and a link shows up.
Comment: "You ain't savin' no college money. You're saving bail money! LMAO!"
Reply: "Parrot Squawk."

Comment: "2:46 LMFAO!"
Reply: "Parrot Squawk."
Parrot Squawk by kevnar December 31, 2008