smashed up vag 

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

Dome Smash 

Dome Smash: To inflict damage upon a person's head (dome). Typically performed with an individual's fists and feet, more advanced techniques include exterior objects such as: poles, wood blocks, hammers and curbs. Similarly, there is a metaphorical dome smash. This is commonly used after a night of drinking to indicate serious intoxication and loss of memory.

Sonny Bono died from a severe dome smash upon a tree

I got my dome smashed pretty hard last night, after beer-bonging that 1/5 of vodka I don't remember anything

Dome Smash by Voldarath May 4, 2009

Smash the backdoor down 

A derogatory term for forcefully penetrating a woman anus with your erect member, ferociously and with conviction, then proceed to hammer away before ejaculating.

I'm gonna smash the backdoor down of that girl when I get her home.

Smash the backdoor down by weirdalwankovich August 28, 2009

Helmet Smashing 

The act of two circumcised males banging their penises together tip to tip

Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.

Helmet Smashing by theHamSlice June 2, 2010

Smashings 

A show of affection.Given by touch or implied by speaking the word.

I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.

Smashings by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020

Super Smash Bros. Melee 

Likely the most popular game for gamecube

Super Smash Bros. Melee by bitten by bugs lots July 4, 2003

Slut Smash 

The act of finding a random female at any random party or social event, unconscious or incoherent and proceeding to engage in "slut smash" with her limp body.

"I totally caught Megan wasted in the bathtub last night bro. I couldn't help but slut smash that shit, she'll never even know it was me."

Slut Smash by neahhhh June 19, 2014