shredded shit 

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.

Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!

shredded shit by LonePooper February 6, 2018

Shoresy 

A man rocket with wheels, dangles, and snipes. With his tinted visor and luscious hair, he definitely fucks.

"Fuck my entire fucking life, you titfuckers light a match the whole fucking barns going up"
"Fuck you Shoresy."

Shoresy by Jetspeedtwig December 13, 2019

Shredded Cheese 

food of the gods.

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME

Shredded Cheese by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

The Shredderer 

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and The Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."

"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? The Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."

The Shredderer by Greg Cujo April 30, 2008

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

meth shredding by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

objects i have shoved up my arse 

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

objects i have shoved up my arse by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

Shred 

Its a Go Hard Attitude with a Conquer All Mentality

Surfing while catching the most amazing wave. Skating and doing the most amazing tricks. Snowboarding and shredding like you've never shred before

Shred by Shred Industries April 26, 2014