Shituation 

A situation that sucks. You can't do anything about it...it's just a shitty situation

-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!

Shituation by Moose@Duck December 10, 2009

Shituation 

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.

"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.

Shituation by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013

shitmate 

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

shitmate by Mo Green April 2, 2008

Shituated 

The result of being comfortable enough on the toilet to start/continue taking a shit.

After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.

Shituated by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014

shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.

"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."

shituationship by Inachi June 4, 2015

shitmate 

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

shitmate by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

scituate high school ma 

scituate high is a prehistoric building next to a bougie ass middle school. pretty much every sport is awful except football. speaking of football! the kids that play football from freshman to seniors have a serious case of main character syndrome. all the girls are bitchy and basic while thinkin they arent for wearing something other than lulu leggings and nike blazers. most of the teachers are fun and between 3-5 period you can find drug deals happening in the history and english bathroom! the amount of nic addicts and potheads is probably at an all time high (lol) and a unspoken rule here is if you see something, never say something. but even if you did, admin wont do anything about it! this place is a shitshow and honestly i cant wait to leave.

beevis : you go to scituate high school ma?
butthead : yeah, its pretty fucking mid

scituate high school ma by rickyrollindown January 18, 2022