seismic dump 

A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.

I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.

seismic dump by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008

Seiso 

mysta rias from luxiem

mysta rias is the definition of seiso

Seiso by haewon's glow June 26, 2022

seismic fart 

An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.

A fart that has the power to kill!

An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.

Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!

While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.

seismic fart by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Seismic Monkey 

Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer

here comes another seismic monkey, wanker will probably be well suited to work as an observer

Seismic Monkey by dude_zeon September 24, 2005

seismograph 

An instrument for automatically detecting and recording the intensity, direction, and duration of a movement of the ground, especially of an earthquake.

"Uh-huh, yeah.. The needle is moving back and forth really fast.. That's bad, right?"

seismograph by Camo The Great December 15, 2004

seismophobia 

fear of earthquakes.

We all, more or less, suffer from seismophobia.

seismophobia by uttam maharjan November 30, 2011

Seispoow

The opposite of woospies. Usually an incidentally good decision.

John: "Wow Pete, you got a lot of money from the stocks!" Pete: "Seispoow!"

Seispoow by gaws666swag August 13, 2011