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Seagulling 

The process of placing hot potato chips in your rectum and having a seagull eat them out.
Seagulling is illegal in most states.

Adam like to go Seagulling at the beach with his friend Tyler.
Seagulling by Buttercream4life July 20, 2021

Seagulling 

When Bethesda CEO Todd Howard flies by the creative offices at Bethesda and shits all over someone's suggested idea which in turn keeps a good idea from going into fallout 76 starfield and fallout 4. Can also refer to when Bethesda offered the creators of Fallout New Vegas a pay bonus for an 85 on metacritic but rejected it when they got an 84.
Damn it Todd Howard is Seagulling again I'm already paid in literal bottle caps

Seagulling 

To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.
Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.
Seagulling by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023

Seagulling 

Seagulling (verb)
/ˈsē-ˌgil-iŋ/
1. The art of orbiting someone you secretly (or not-so-secretly) want, without committing to actual interaction—just circling, watching, and occasionally swooping in to drop a cryptic comment.
2. Often performed by people who want to be noticed but still keep the upper hand… or their dignity.
“She’s been seagulling me all week—everywhere I turn, there she is, pretending to check her phone but clearly tracking my every move.”
Seagulling by CGullFriend August 11, 2025

Virgin seagulling 

The act of seagulling, but with hand sanitizer, soap, or milk.
Bro let’s go virgin seagulling, it would be perfect for you. A virgin.

Lame Seagulling 

When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
Lame Seagulling by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017