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Tanning Salon 

1. When a man places his nuts on over the eyes of a woman laying down.
2. While a woman lies on her back, a man places a nut on each of her eyes rendering her blind. This resembles the goggles women (and some gay men) put on when they go to a tanning salon.
1. Hey bro, I pulled the tanning salon on my bitch last night, she couldn't see shit.
Other renditions of the word:
2. Yo I tanned your mom last night!
3. If I ask sally if she will let me tan her do you think she will reject me.
Tanning Salon by <BLG> May 20, 2008
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Nail Salon 

A place where white girls get parts of their fingers cut off by little asian ladies judging them and gossiping in who knows what language
Hey Britney wanna go to the nail salon? I want a new set of acrylics with gel and pva!
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Boho Salon 

The group that everyone hated because of them botted their members up to 500k.
They have been accused for botting when infamous youtubers like greenlegocats123, SkeletalReality gave people proof of them botting.
Due to that, the owner got very angry and commented on the people who show proof, she then proceed to be more cancerous by letting ODer's into her game.
She also try to bans people who try to say the truth.
Look at Boho Salon... My fucking god... They let ODer's into their group... and botted their members...
Boho Salon by Your Truly Hitler December 27, 2016

pamela salon 

This chicky is one off a kind. Everybody want to be pamela salon. her smile can light up a room and her presence is always felt with love
pamela salon by Jps07 August 27, 2017

Blooty Salon 

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.
Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.
Blooty Salon by Toffiffay July 21, 2020

Hair salon 

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.
“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.
Hair salon by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020

Dirty Salon 

When you jizz in a girls hair and rub it in like conditioner, then wash it out with your pee.
Karen said she needed a haircut, but Frank was feeling frisky and decided to give her a dirty salon.
Dirty Salon by Thebeekiller September 18, 2020