rigor morty 

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

rigor morty by El ritardo July 4, 2018

Rigor Bordis 

That feeling you get when you have to wait a very long time for something and you start dying of boredom.

I've been waiting so long that Rigor Bordis is starting to set in.

Rigor Bordis by Omega Haxorz August 12, 2018

rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.

mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male

rigor mortis male by relayZZZ April 24, 2022

rigor mortis 

Ricgan mortis Ricgan mortis rig rig rig

Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart

Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis

rigor mortis by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022

Rigor mortussy

The term to describe the gorilla grip that only necrophelliacs experience.

Damn bruh, that rigor mortussy go crazy after a few hours.😫😫

Rigor mortussy by Thomas Holmes May 31, 2022

rigor morse 

Stealing highly classified top secret documents to store in your basement to only share with special leaders from authoritarian countries. Considered espionage or treason

Is it another political bunch of rigor morse to make him look even worse?

rigor morse by BluWave August 13, 2022

Rigor Balls 

Truffle-like nutsacks attached to the ear, stiff and morbid in their age decline.

"Pete's got rigor balls. Hanging from the side of his head."

Rigor Balls by ShyCabaret August 13, 2022