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Restaurant Session 

When you are feeling frisky at the local spoons, so you and the misses go upstairs to the ladies room and have a good one,
Or you are lonely and book a restaurant session for one in the men's.
Lad: How was the meal last night mate?
Lad 2: So so but i got a restaurant session out of it.

restaurant hopping 

An activity for fat people. Involves going from restaurant to restaurant ordering a large entree, consuming it, and then moving onto another restaurant. The term was first coined in reference to the activities of a fat girl named Jordan.
Guy: Hey you wanna come back to my place?

Jordan: Nah, let's go restaurant hopping.

restaurant fag 

Act of implying one has taste by associating with "classy" and is usually located near the bar area of an establishment. To put on airs.
"I just got a 25 minute lecture on cheese from that guy at the bar. What a restaurant fag."
restaurant fag by Fokk October 8, 2008

Restaurant Refugee

Person or group who travels from restaurant to restaurant, searching desperately for one that has a 15 minute wait or less.
After being a restaurant refugee for the better part of two hours, Steve and Linda gave up and went to McDonalds.
Restaurant Refugee by rmarmels March 14, 2011

RESTAURANT BABYSITTER

Any electronic device that keeps the kids at bay, quiet and basically INVISIBLE!!!

PSP, DSiXL, DS, DSi, GAME GEAR, GAMEBOY..etc
Hey, the waitress needs your order...his heads stuck in that damn restaurant babysitter!!

Restaurant Mullet 

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.
Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?