anti-quarantine 

a person who is protesting against stay-at-home orders by the government

That anti-quarantine activist will get Covid-19 because he is minimizing the confirmed infections in his neighborhood.

anti-quarantine by timlight April 23, 2020

Quaranteed 

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

Quaranteed by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015

quarantini 

The drink that people consume during a quarantine lockdown, usually a spirit. The term was first coined by Tara Reid on Scrubs.

"Anyone for a quarantini?"

quarantini by imkreuz August 3, 2006

Quarantineceañera 

Noun. When you don’t give one fuck because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Fml I'm so bored, everything is shut down and I have no toilet paper.”
“I know, I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/let's go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

Quarantineceañera by pantstime March 16, 2020

quarantine crazy 

when you haven’t gotten fresh air In over 48 hours that you start to go insane inside your apartment. Usually after the 48 hours they start dancing to tik toks and stalk Charli D’Amelio’s account or watch 5 minute crafts until they go to bed at 4 pm.

Joe-*walks into apartment*

Josh- *doing the renegade*
Joe- wth are you doing?? It looks like your having a seizure!!

Josh- No you idiot I’m doing the renegade!!
Joe- oh shit not again, when was the last time you left this place?
Josh- umm 1 week ago?
Joe- oh shit he went quarantine crazy

quarantine crazy by woah that’s me!! April 24, 2020

Quarantine 15 

Also: COVID-15

The 15 pounds you will inevitably gain as a result of being inside your house for months on end, with minimal opportunity for exercise, and food being the only cure for your chronic boredom.

“Wow, Corey sure did gain a lot of weight recently. I guess no one is immune to the Quarantine 15.”

Quarantine 15 by amevgeiger April 28, 2020

Quarantine syndrome 

When your parents, ask you to go outside but due to coronavirus pandemic you want to stay home.

Mom: Jimmy its time for weekly shopping lets go!!!!
Jimmy: Mom, I got quarantine syndrome I can't go.

Quarantine syndrome by IdubbzIsASimp May 19, 2020