porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 28, 2007

PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

Cream Corn Pone

Cream corn mixed with corn pone.

Over the Thanksgiving holiday, Nate left several helpings of "Cream Corn Pone" in the toilet.

by El Exquisito November 25, 2016

poone fro

female pubic hair that is so long that it fro's out when the panties are removed.

That girl had a crazy poone fro. You gotta shave that shit!

by oobekkioo August 7, 2007

Parnelle

Parnelle is a family name or as a boy's name is pronounced par-NEL. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Parnell is "country bumpkin". From Petronius. Also possibly derived from an ancient Roman family name, from the Greek name Petros, meaning "stone". Use may be in honor of Charles Parnell, the 19th-century Irish politician who campaigned for home rule in Ireland. Parnel is a surname derived from a medieval given name.

Having a friend who is a Parnelle is exciting and wonderful. A Parnelle is kind hearted and loving. They will always be there for you. Parnelle is easy to talk to which means you will talk their ear off! Once you meet a Parnelle, you will never want them to leave your side. They will become your best friend within a matter of weeks.

"My best friend is a Parnelle!" "You are so lucky."
"you are talking my ear off!" "Oh I'm sorry, are you a Parnelle? Stop being so easy to talk to"

by kansashereicome September 30, 2011

Porcelain Pinata

When you take a crap and it is so long that it tips forward and hits the back of your sack.

"I just had a porcelain pinata experience"

by Wolverine3307 December 20, 2012

Porcelain Whale Song

The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.

I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.

by The great and wonderful Sanchez August 24, 2016