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A cutsie way of saying a Phat Shit
person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.
Poopie by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Penis Popper 

A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.
Dominic: Damn Sarah is such a hottie
Rudra: Yeah but she is a penis popper
Dominic: Yikes
Penis Popper by Microwaved Fork August 8, 2021

poopie nuts 

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.
My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.
poopie nuts by The one who smiles December 29, 2007

poopie dickin

Unhygienic anal sex resulting in the transfer of fecal matter from the dirty anus of the partner getting banged to the penis of the unsuspecting penetrator, most often occurring between gay males.
Ted and Randy went back to Ted's trailer for some box wine and some serious poopie dickin.
poopie dickin by Skip Bumphrey April 5, 2008
In the 30th century, popplers were served for a while at the Fishy Joe restaurant chain after Captain Turanga Leela and her crew discovered tons of them lying in a hole on some unknown planet. Popplers taste delicious and look kind of like popcorn chicken. Warning: excessive consumption may prove hazardous to the continued existence of your species. (From the Futurama episode "The Problem With Popplers")
Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come come to Fishy Joe's/
What they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no-one knows/
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em/
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!

poopiemuffin 

A woman with a disgusting pussy. Also used as an insult to friends.
John: Hey man did you fuck her yet?

Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.

John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.

Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.

John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.
poopiemuffin by Craig Got $wag March 4, 2013