poncho legs 

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.

"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."

poncho legs by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010

Poncho Up 

Put on a condom. Sheath up. Slip on a raincoat. Don the rubber.

I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.

I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.

My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.

Poncho Up by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Poncho Patata 

A way of living that simply means being a lazy couch Potato.

Poncho Patata all day!

Poncho Patata by Leader of Poncho Patatas January 3, 2011

Poncho Commander 

A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.

My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.

Poncho Commander by The guy 1337 July 18, 2018

Poncho Poncho 

Someone who is really high in Mexico.

Max was so poncho poncho in Mexico.

Poncho Poncho by Darkioto February 13, 2019

poncho-man 

A person who never does what they say they will do and always has a crazy excuse.

I didn't make it to the pub because my dog pissed in my kitchen and caused a toxic reaction with the lino and I had to get the fire brigade in to rescue the dog from the tree where the resulting explosion had blown it. Its really what happened I'm not really poncho-man.

poncho-man by poncho-man January 2, 2009

Poncho Nigger 

A Mexican Person.

Im tired of all these poncho niggers gettin into my country, they oughta toughen up the borders.

Poncho Nigger by RyanQuinnDan April 30, 2011