piddle farm 

restroom; bathroom; place where piddle is harvested

Tim must have had a burrito for lunch because he was i heard him in pain in the PIDDLE FARM.

Julie has to pee so bad I saw her run to the PIDDLE FARM.

Frank drank so much last night i think he is peeing and throwing up at once in the PIDDLE FARM.

piddle farm by Frankie B June 28, 2006

piddle you! 

Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.

Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!

piddle you! by Telephony December 18, 2016

Piddle Puddle 

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.

I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.

Piddle Puddle by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

piddle-paddling 

verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.

You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"

piddle-paddling by bepatient March 19, 2006

piddle scoot 

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.

who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place

piddle scoot by j crisp May 7, 2011

piddle my fiddle 

For a woman to masturbate

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle

piddle my fiddle by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016

Piddle Waddle 

The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.

This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.

Piddle Waddle by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016