Porcelain Cracker 

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.

Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!

Porcelain Cracker by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011

porcelain suicide 

A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.

My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.

porcelain suicide by Pulley78 June 5, 2016

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

Staining the Porcelain by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

driving the porcelain bus 

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.

Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

driving the porcelain bus by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

Porcelain Rodeo 

A porcelain rodeo is when two people shit in one toilet at the same time. This is most commonly performed when one person sits normally on the toilet while the other sits on the first person's lap while facing them and shitting between the gap in the first person's legs.

Tony and Dustin always save time getting ready for work in the morning by having a porcelain rodeo: twice the shitting in half the time, only sightly more mess.

Porcelain Rodeo by Jankthetank March 12, 2020

Porcelain Stainer 

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.

Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.

Porcelain Stainer by SmashBurger March 4, 2011

Parmela 

A stunning short attention spanned girl, who tends to make random noises throughout the day. Like all the time. Loving, kind, and a wonderful personality. She is to be trusted and not trifiled with. Funny, witty, and very self aware. Along with a killer sissy volleyball serve. She is a loyal friend and very caring. She is not afraid to go out of her way to help people, and will do what it takes to make people feel loved and welcome. Though she may seem crazy and outgoung, she needs her time alone, and she cherishes time spent with a few close friends.

You see that fine dame?
That's parmela!

Parmela by Chazaq August 27, 2014