orange cat behavior 

shit only orange cats do because they are literally an insane breed

Person 1: Chancho (the cat) just stole every single sock I own.

Person 2: That’s orange cat behavior

orange cat behavior by bizliz September 29, 2021

orange god 

Donald J. Trump. 45th President of the United States. Dubbed as such for his glaringly obvious spray tan that gives him an orange hue with the right lighting.

Did you see the orange god's speech last night? He was nearly glowing on the stage!

orange god by ImperialFleet1 January 11, 2017

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water 

A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?

Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water

Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!

Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!

Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude

Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*

Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that

Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013

orange joe 

that one drink that your friend kel keeps on nagging you about. tastes like a shitty mix of orange juice and coffee. you wonder how he drinks 3 of those a day without developing severe health problems.

"yo, want an orange joe?"
"really? that filth? hard pass."
"more for me, then!"

orange joe by nummerGDD October 30, 2021

Orange Tic-Tacs 

The most addictive food ever created.

Jimmy's vomit is orange because he had so many orange tic-tacs.

Orange Tic-Tacs by Anonymous October 18, 2003

orange youtube

Pornhub.com

I've been spending way too much time on orange YouTube, my hands are sore!

orange youtube by Jakerob5 June 1, 2019

my orange person 

your orange person is someone you heavily admire and look up to, someone you wouldn’t be the same without, someone you love dearly and who was needed to guide you on your journey

“What am I to you?”
“You’re my orange person :)”

my orange person by emiliawrites October 23, 2022