Old Fashioned 

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma

Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!

Old Fashioned by SlopNChop May 27, 2017

Old fashioned oreo

When you pull your Penis out of a woman's anus and make a layer of poop on her back. You then cum on it, and put it back in her anus and make another layer of poop on top. Then you eat it.

Man, I'm really hungry for an old fashioned oreo!

Old fashioned oreo by blagles August 8, 2016

Good old fashioned 

Something that is good, and it is old fashioned

"What's an good old fashioned?"

"Well, it's good, and it's old fashioned"

Good old fashioned by ThatGuyDidIt June 17, 2018

good old fashioned rape

It's just rape!

Dan had some good old fashioned rape.

good old fashioned rape by Well hellother September 2, 2017

Old Fashioned Bastard 

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

Old Fashioned Bastard by u8wood May 13, 2005

Old Fashioned mop 

After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.

her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.

Old Fashioned mop by swabbie August 10, 2010

dry old fashioned 

A Hand-Job with no lube or spit.

We didn't have sex, but she gave me a dry old fashioned in the car.

dry old fashioned by Billtown September 24, 2013