Nessied 

When a person is humpped by a dog. No penitration is neccessary.

Greg: yo my dog started to hump me yesterday when I was tring to grab something from under the table.
Ryan: you got nessied bitch

Nessied by C money $$$$ March 30, 2009

Nessie 

Renesmee Carlie Cullen's nickname, given to her by Jacob Black because he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though Bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child "after the Loch Ness Monster". However all of the characters adopt this shortened version.

*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*

Grandpa Charlie: “See you tomorrow, Nessie.”
Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”

Nessie by twifangirl21 April 26, 2009

nuskie 

A overweight Woman, usually attractive enough to have a one night stand with but not good enough to date

Man I was so fucked up i ended up with a nuskie

nuskie by jOHHNYv January 28, 2008

Nossie 

A weblog since 1998.
Has undergone a change from mainstream to adult to general with a dash of porn

Just seen the greatest camel toe there is on Nossie.com

Nossie by BillSr. July 30, 2009

nussel 

The muscle you pull when you nut(ejactulate).

Yo bro I was jerking it last night and pulled a nussel.

nussel by Doorknob dick mick May 21, 2017

Nessie 

a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.

a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.

Nessie by Vikizao September 26, 2008

nussied 

to "jack" or steal something.

you like my new jacket? i nussied it from my sister this morning.

nussied by cashmoneybarbie December 17, 2010