nuked spaghetti

the act of cooking restaurant grade spaghetti by microwaving it instead of boiling it. this is a half-ass way to make this meal and usually done when in a hurry or a minor way to get back at snobby customers.

cook 1: We got and order for a baked spaghetti and they always complain.

cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.

nuked spaghetti by slacker cook November 14, 2009

Nuked a fish

The "oh so easy" it's almost subconscious act of consistently taking the piss out of something or someone.

Logical extension of "Shooting fish in a barrel".

Full title "Nuking fish in a paper barrel filled with Alien© blood acid".

Originators: P Finney & T Shearer

The act constant piss taking to a level where it is subconsious. For example, "I just nuked a fish" after the "Fish" doesn't even know it's happening.

Nuked a fish by chunto March 4, 2011

Nunday 

A nunday is a day of the week that feels non-existent and wasted. A day could feel like a nunday due to the weather being terrible or nothing exciting happening to give you any motivation to do anything productive.

Had a proper nunday today

Nunday by redlin September 10, 2021

Shit Nuked 

when you destroy your pants when you shart or shit your pants and it completely ceeps through your clothing.

dude checked out that guy over by the drinking fountain he Shit Nuked his pants hahaha.

Shit Nuked by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

A wild nunes 

A tall man with a sizable boiler, an extremely large nose, and patchy beard witch usually reminds him of his broken career

My shop teacher was being A Wild Nunes today in the shop.

A wild nunes by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 5, 2019

St Thomas More Nuneaton 

St Thomas More is full of chavs and wannabe roadmen. The male teachers are mostly pedophiles. There is also student teacher relationships. Student smoke lots of weed.

St Thomas More Nuneaton is the worst school in Nuneaton.

St Thomas More Nuneaton by Daxd May 11, 2021

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house 

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021