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Norton Anti-Virus 

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.
Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

Norton middle school 

Filled with thots fake gang members etc, this rachet ass school don’t even got air conditioning fucking old ass school
Norton middle school by Yourmom77852 September 4, 2021

Norton Bowl 

Championship game for last place in a fantasy football league resulting in the losing party to have to wear a dress and take a picture of it for other league teams enjoyment. Commonly also known has the "Toliet Bowl with Punishment". If the losing participant refuses to participate, they are kicked out of the league.
"Do u have any skirts that will fit a size 33 waste? I just lost the Norton Bowl.
Norton Bowl by JesusLovesNorton December 11, 2013

Norton Family 

The worst Idea for any company to ever come up with, the most annoying program for any over-protective parent to ever come across. Blocks every innocent site, including this one and also has a chrome extensionthat makes it even worse. It's a pure torture device for teenagers on the internet.
Someone:"Hey dude! Wanna play a game of Fortnite?"

Me:"Sorry! Norton Family say that my computer time is up, and the site is blocked!"
Norton Family by BurnD' May 29, 2018

Norton Campbell

Norton Campbell/Prospector from Identity V. He plays a game in the Manor and is married to bïngus.
"Oh Norton Campbell? You must mean bïngus' husband!"
Norton Campbell by bïngus October 15, 2021

norton campbell

the hottest and sexiest ever actually big musles and two SIX PACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tall anf handsome like 6 feet foot tall and has big. hands and also whenever he flexes his musclse the ground shakes below him and all the glass around him SHATTERS and there is a tsunami. and everyone drowns but not really because norotn picks up the tsunami with his strong and throws it across esrth to save the day #slay this is totallly not norton writing this like fr i swera also penis size 8 inches and a half
“norton campbell is so cool and sexy” “yes i hear he has th world record bigest penis
norton campbell by NROTON CAMPBELL November 1, 2021