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Newfie Donut 

Combining the words:
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.

A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.
His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.
Newfie Donut by Will December 8, 2004
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Newfie Shower 

When there is no time for an actual shower. Apply cologne and deodorant.
Uh-oh. I don't have time to get ready for this dance. Oh well, I'll just get a Newfie Shower
Newfie Shower by Daye. V. D. November 8, 2009

Newfie fight 

The Newfie fight is a fighting style used by people from Newfoundland that requires the looping of the left arm under the right in order to create a face mask with the left hand while the right is still used for punching. Very entertaining to watch if performed correctly.
The newfies fought valiantly with their newfie fighting style, although the use of only one hand and impaired vision was ultimately their demise.
Newfie fight by Debasser August 2, 2006

Newfie Flush 

in poker a 4-card flush aka busted flush or Chinese flush
Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?

Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river

newfie smokes 

A shitty brand of smokes that someone has usually boughten from indians they basicly suck ass and noone like them there used as a last resort and your called broke ass for smoking them
mike: yo wanna buy a smoke
anthony: i aint want them newfie smokes
newfie smokes by daganj November 19, 2009

newfie chrome 

Silver aerosol paint or rattle can silver.
"Grab a can of newfie chrome for my rims. "
newfie chrome by Newfie 17 August 19, 2017

Newfie Snot 

Pressing closed one nostril while forcing the contents of the open nostril out from the expulsion of air from a well filled set of lungs.
"Did you just Newfie snot on the floor?"

What?!? I was plugged up and it was bothering my breathing. Do you have a tissue?
Newfie Snot by The Caper April 17, 2021