notification-rape 

When you get a stupid amount of notifications on Facebook over a short period of time

When Josh Gates doesn't watch his back Seth, Katarina, and Jessica will notification-rape him.

notification-rape by Katarina W. August 13, 2010

Notification bomb 

The act of getting a group of people to all get on to a certain person's Facebook page and like everything on that page. When that person gets on Facebook later, they will have hundreds of notifications.

Ex. John: "Dude I got onto Facebook and had 143 notifications! I was excited until I realized it was because of you asshole dropping a notification bomb on me."

Notification bomb by Bill Murray Ate My Baby December 13, 2010

Nastification 

To make something nasty. To nastify. The act of being nasty.

In a crued act of nastification, he pissed in Joe's beer and came in Laura's soup.

Nastification by cmaze February 20, 2005

nastification 

The process of turning a joint or blunt into a useless nub, surviving only on the merits of its former glory.

As in, "Dude, hit that shit at your own risk. Its gone through some serious nastification."

nastification by Phillop Stevenson May 2, 2009

Notification Bankruptcy 

The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)

"I declared Notification Bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks."

Notification Bankruptcy by Charle Norris October 23, 2011

Notification Effect

Entering an app with the intent of completing a task only to be distracted by the in-app notification. You then leave the app only to return again to try and accomplish your original task.

I went on Twitter to send a DM but I fell victim to the notification effect when I saw that little counter. Only once I closed the app did I remember what I originally needed to do.

Notification Effect by EdDaWord November 15, 2021

Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.

I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks

Empty Notifications by Chuplis July 16, 2009