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Function: transitive verb
Inflected forms: nastified, nastifying

Definition
1: To dominate so thoroughly, and spectacularly in any competitive event (i.e. sports, video games, etc.) that it seems like the shit you are doing is impossible.
Example #1
Person A (reffering to GH3): "I just 100% Through the Fire and Flames on Expert!"
Person B: "You just nastified that shit!"
Example #2
Person A: (reffering to Super Smash Bros. 64): "Yo who's tryin to get nastified by Falcon?"
Person B: "Whatever son, I guarantee you won't nastify like last game with all 15 kills."
Example #3
After dropping 25 in the fourth to win the game. "Damn nigga, I nastified last night in the fourth!"
nastify by DominationTheory February 28, 2008
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Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.
Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

Nastifugly 

A combination of nasty (butterface type), Fugly (fucking + ugly, meaning not easy on the eyes at all). So by combining these two terms, you form...God's broken mold...
1. That woman/guy is Nastifugly!
Nastifugly by T01011984 March 9, 2007

Nastiful 

Danm, that gal is Nastiful bro!
Nastiful by leonides11 January 22, 2015

NASTIFICACIOUS 

A pseudosophisticated slangism for nasty. Used by the group Shylo
Ooh she did what? that was nastificacious!
NASTIFICACIOUS by Paradox August 2, 2004

Nastification 

This whole thing is too much 16 candels: can't we just skip it, and go right to the Nastification.

Past-Nastification ... act of having had sex in the past ... mostly used if time travel is involved
Nastification by MAD-Roger October 6, 2006

past nastification

Dude 1: Dude, I think your past nastification may have some repercutions.

Dude 2: I did do the nasty in the pasty.
past nastification by Biggie Brown November 24, 2006