Nair-itation

Any bumps, redness, itching, or other irritation resulting from using Nair or similar products for hair removal.

Jessie was freaking out about the bumps around her vagina, turns out she just had some nair-itation.

"We were going to hook up but she has sensitive skin and her nair-itation was so bad, we had to stop."

Nair-itation by tyu741 December 17, 2013

nair turtle 

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

nair turtle by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

Nair Lip

A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple) which is a nipple without hair. If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).

"Drink A Drink Drip My Chug-A-Lug Nair Lip!"

-Ministry (Jesus Built My Hotrod)

Nair Lip by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

Nair Video

A traumatizing video about how to apply hair somewhere..

Person 1 : have u seen the Nair video?
Person 2: no? What is it?
Person 1: *plays video*
Person 2: AHHHHHHHH HE SHOWED HIS BOOTYHAIRS AHHH

Nair Video by Bootyhair July 18, 2023

Nair Mail 

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

Nair Mail by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024

Armenian Back Nair 

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.

1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.

Armenian Back Nair by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

gass nair

Gay ass nigger

Shut up gass nair

gass nair by Niqqer beater February 3, 2019