muppstink

A derivitive of the word muppet or mupp for a dim person. Similar to chimmer.

James is a proper muppstink!

muppstink by tboy April 19, 2005

Puppeting 

See muppetfication

I went to this party and they were puppeting each other

Puppeting by dying Icabod March 2, 2010

Muppetting 

A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.

"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."

Muppetting by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021

Muppetic Irony 

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.

There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.

Muppetic Irony by Richree July 26, 2008

muppetic irony 

When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)

Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!

muppetic irony by Jeemus LeBouche March 25, 2007

Puppeting 

When someone uses gaslighting, verbal abuse, etc manipulate you into what they need/want from you.

"He is puppeting you! It's not good for you to let him do that!"

Puppeting by Saltinecrackerwithpoclet August 13, 2021

Muppetitus

A rare genetic defect that can affect anything from frogs to pigs to even people. It turns the individual's skin into a felt-like substance and causes them to sing randomly. Most people infected with the gene are forced to live on Sesame Street, where documentaries are frequently shot to show their lives.

"See that frog with the banjo? I think he has Muppetitus,"

Muppetitus by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023