Mooker 

any redditor who regularly uses r/196

redditor 1: posts stupid femboy content on r/197
redditor 2 (in comments): back to 196 you go, Mooker!

Mooker by thechikinman August 16, 2023

Mooker Spooker 

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

Mooker Spooker by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

Mookey 

1: A nick name for the funny guy in a group of friends that makes everyone laugh.
2: A nick name for people who are awsome.
3: Mytical creature thats half cow and half monkey.

1: Haha. You're hilarious Mookey.
2: You're so awsome mikey. Were gonna call you Mookey now.
3: Hey did you see that creature?

What was it?

I think it was like, half (cow) and half (monkey)

You mean a Mookey.

Mookey by Master Mook September 19, 2009

mookdom 

1. A force of ignorance that seeks to destroy all that is legit.

2. The nation of those who are mooks (or mook bastards).

1. I can't believe the recent financial crisis in America. The mookdom is everywhere.

2. Those guys robbed a bank in broad daylight. They can't escape the Mookdom.

mookdom by MIlton Braddley January 13, 2009

Mookadip 

Old school word for "Thot"

Damn hoe, ur a fuckin mookadip

Mookadip by blakerooni January 11, 2020

mooped 

(verb): The experience of writing an e-mail to a large group of co-workers, and drawing a reply-to-all that sets out in point-by-point excruciating detail all the errors in your e-mail, and how you are a complete moron, for the entire group to see.

I thought I'd analyzed that issue correctly, but man, did I get mooped!

mooped by 1Platypus March 13, 2013

You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

You Always Know When You've Been Moosed by JScrub August 19, 2009