monsterpiece 

The opposite of masterpiece, something totally worthless in the artistic sense.

David: Look at what my kid drew in kindergarten today!
John: What a monsterpiece.
David: What?
John: Masterpiece. It's a total work of art.
David: Oh, thanks. I'll tell him!

monsterpiece by Metatag December 3, 2005

Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.

Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!

Mexican Moisturizer by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009

Moisturize 

After being jacked off by a girl, to rub your penis all over the girls body and ejaculating all over her too....

Dude...i moisturized that bitch...

Moisturize by .mG July 20, 2006

Monstering 

Vomiting while one is having diarrhea.

why let food poisoning slow a nigh of drinking? the wost that can happens a little bit of monstering.

Monstering by Say! April 3, 2010

MonsterBed 

Two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. May be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. Originated in 05C.
Also known as MonstreBed in some cases.

Patrick: Guys, MegaBeds are now declared illegal.
05C: ILLEGAL!
Patrick: However, MonsterBeds are okay.

MonsterBed by Oleh Zaychenko November 14, 2007

Moisturizer 

A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts

I loved his moisturizer all over my face

Moisturizer by Smashgirl May 30, 2017

moisturizerer 

n. one who applies moisturizer

you are a good moisturizerer. you got moisturizer everywhere.

moisturizerer by erizzie January 4, 2008