Mitchell High School 

Mitchell High School is located about 20 minutes south of Bedford North Lawrence, a thought it is significantly much better it is still a flea rotten, slutty douche bag oasis. The school's athletic programs are so poorly undercoached and over funded. The football team is filled with out of shape untalented twats. The basketball team cannot even comprehend the basics of dribbling or simply how to complete a layup. However every basketball player has hope's of "making the big leagues"; they most definitely will always sign your year book with their jersey number. The cheer squad might as well be a 6 month opened old can of anchovies. The baseball team is the poorest athletes to ever walk the halls. The coaches pick the starters of all teams simply on who kisses the most ass and their relation to the coach.

Bill: "Yo Steve where did you get your crotch lice?"
Steve: "I forgot to wash my hands after high fiving a girl that goes to Mitchell High School."

Mitchell High School by Twatmuffin998818 June 3, 2018

Mitchell high school 

A worthless hell hole filled with cum guzzling sluts who want their hell holes filled. Every teacher in the school is a joke and can't comprehend shit. Full of gangs, fuck boys, furries, and skanks who all think they run the school. A true shit show unrivaled in its mediocrity.

Hey do you know anyone at that shit hole, Mitchell high school?
Nah man fuck everyone there

Mitchell high school by FuckMitchell666 December 4, 2018

Micheal Jackson special 

When you run up to someone sitting down do the he he noise and put your dick on them

You wanna use the micheal Jackson special on daisy

Micheal Jackson special by 183748372hsjebrrn November 5, 2021

Reverse Micheal Jackson Syndrome 

The rare occurance of black "people" turning white.

Doctor: "I have terrible news, Mrs. Shyqueesha. Your child has been diagnosed with Reverse Micheal Jackson Syndrome.
Shyqueesha: "yo vro, da fuck is dat noize?"
Doctor: "well... lets just say, he will never steal again.

Reverse Micheal Jackson Syndrome by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017

Micheal and Sarah 

The perfect match! All there friends ship them but they all hide their true feelings, while they make awkward eye contact and conversations their love stands true. The best duo and when or if they get together everyone will be jealous. While they both are going through stuff but will get through it together.

Girl: Micheal and Sarah I sooo wanna be them
Boy: I know they are so cute

Micheal and Sarah by Jefferory August 30, 2021

mitchell county sheriff 

One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.

Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?

Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you

mitchell county sheriff by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023

JW Mitchell High School 

Shitty ass school of hicks that specializes in being ass at everything. Football team is kinda ass and they suck. Fuck mitchell

Me: “JW Mitchell High School fucking sucks”
Mitchell student: “we know”

JW Mitchell High School by Awesome guy 8000 August 30, 2022