Mattia Hall

Mattia Hall of Rutgers University on Busch Campus is unlike any other dorm hall in the country, if not the world. It is an engineering all-male dorm, and at first, people are turned off by these factors, due to the stereotypes chained to these variables. Little do people know that these men are the most hung, best looking, best drinkers, and the best people in general through out all of Rutgers(especially 2nd and 4th floor). With their wits and their charm, Mattia men can lay any woman they desire. They are the epitome of male excellence and all males should aspire to be them(which they won't achieve). The only downside to Mattia Hall is the lack of condoms in the vending due to the constant demand. Long live the king

"Mattia Hall is the best thing about Rutgers"

Mattia Hall by The man Baccus August 16, 2016

mattia polibio

a racist and homophobic tiktok boy who doesn't apologize for his actions. anyone who dislikes this is probably a fan girl. he wont hit you up tho bby

mattia polibio: says n word and f word
fans: oh em gee he is only babie
mattia: bad haircut*
fans: bye ew

mattia polibio by wifebeaterunity March 15, 2020

mattia polibio

our melanin king🤴🏿🤴🏿🤴🏿

person 1: omg did u see that mattia polibio said the n word?😱
person 2: he is black hes alowed to say it dont worry

mattia polibio by not eilidh December 30, 2019

Mattia Polibio

A TikTok boy who rose to fame after licking toilets. Possibly the most average looking guy you'll ever see. Kind of resembles the Good Dinosaur.

Person 1: did you see Mattia Polibio's tiktok yesterday?
Person 2: ion fucking care what he's up to, don't you have better things to worry about?

Mattia Polibio by youdon'tscareme December 24, 2019

Mattia Polibio

A racist and homophobic dude that’s still relevant even though he should be cancelled and he made fun of anorexic and fat people, and only got cancelled for his hair but not actual stuff that’s bad

person 1: omg did you hear about that Mattia polibio did?
person 2: yeah he’s a bitchhh

Mattia Polibio by person who wants to cancel him March 1, 2020

Mattia Polibio

the most attractive guy everrrrr, he's really funny, does questionable things on his lives and his fans are all slight psychos, they send food to his house, go to his soccer games and find old baby photos of him. but it's all good, oh wait whoever posted the video he didn't want posted (iykyk) thanks a lot u stupid bitch, now roadmanmattia will never be the same

person 1: hey i'm gonna send 8 pizza deliveries to mattia polibio's house.
person 2: that's a great idea, oh and don't even pay for the pizzas!
person: omg yeah i'll make him and his parents pay!

Mattia Polibio by thechocolatemmilkgirl December 18, 2019

mattia polibio

The finest boy on tik tok. look him and up and bless your eyes. he's so fineeeee. he licks toilets (but its really hot) mattia polibio has all girls in love with him. he's incredible. hottest Italian to walk this planet. shawty is also in love with mattia. mattia has a very fineeee friend group as well. it includes very very hot Alejandro, Alvaro, Kairi, and more. These jersey boys have my heart.

btw... he's my future babydaddy sorry ladies

P1: have you ever seen mattia polibio's tik toks? hes so good looking.
P2: Of course I've seen him, duhhhh.

mattia polibio by riaaaaaaa November 12, 2019