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Masticator 

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.
did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!
Masticator by FLmetal July 7, 2010
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mashination 

mashination is a versatile word and can be used in various ways yielding different meanings.

1- a conglomeration of objects now unable to be separated or returned to their original form. An inseparable mess.
2- A group who only eats their vegetables mashed.
3- The imagination of a twisted mind.
4- As a verb- to mashinate -To make a mess of or destroy something or someone.
Cindy: OMG what happened here last night?
Bill: We'll never straighten out this room. It's a total mashination.

Judy: Your grandparents are coming for dinner?
Bob: Don't forget, they are part of the mashination now.

Craig: Interesting painting.
Lucy: Ugh! Looks like the artist really used her mashination on that one.

Donna: Jim mashinates everything he comes in contact with...including his girlfriends!
Jane: Yeah, she'll never be the same.
mashination by eeme February 13, 2010

Mastification 

to have sex with all the whores of your
harem at one time.
shit mastafication is the bomb!!
Mastification by Kurt Himself August 15, 2003

masturcation

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.
"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
masticateing........ by bo-bob November 10, 2004

Masturcation

Someone who studies masturbation and earns a degree in it.
I have a masturcations degree and I specialize in masturbation.

Masticator 

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.
Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.
Masticator by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011