make me a sandwich
make me a sandwich by Dee Dubayuh Arr August 3, 2012
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make me cry
A utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
make me cry by jsd9632 October 14, 2011
make me a sammich mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
make me a sammich mentality by Carson Myers December 14, 2008
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Make Me a Quesadilla
If you'd rather have a guy cum on you than in you (and then subsequently flop down on top of you after climax), you say "make me a quesadilla". Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.
For men, it's something you say to your ugly wife when she offers to give you yet another sub-standard blowjob, because a good quesadilla is always better than your 1000th lackluster BJ. Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.
For men, it's something you say to your ugly wife when she offers to give you yet another sub-standard blowjob, because a good quesadilla is always better than your 1000th lackluster BJ. Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.
Dude: I'm gonna cum!
You: Make me a quesadilla! I'd rather get mexican!
or
Wife: Baby, you want me to suck your cock?
You: Oh, just make me a quesadilla. I'd rather get mexican.
You: Make me a quesadilla! I'd rather get mexican!
or
Wife: Baby, you want me to suck your cock?
You: Oh, just make me a quesadilla. I'd rather get mexican.
Make Me a Quesadilla by leahpet December 24, 2009
make me a sandwich
A request for an all-male threesome, usually by a closeted young person, ie. he would like to be in the middle of the "sandwich". Coded placement of the word "bitch" in the sentence indicates in which role he would like to participate.
make me a sandwich by gingerbreadfeet July 28, 2013