If you'd rather have a guy cum on you than in you (and then subsequently flop down on top of you after climax), you say "make me a quesadilla". Can be used in conjunction with
I'd rather get mexican.
For men, it's something you say to your ugly wife when she offers to give you yet another sub-standard blowjob, because a good quesadilla is always better than your 1000th lackluster BJ. Can be used in conjunction with
I'd rather get mexican.