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decorate the mahogany 

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)
1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

mahogany slide 

Joel had Diahrrea steaming out of his mahogany slide.
mahogany slide by pentekno2 May 9, 2006

mahogany homis 

The highest level of "homis"

Someone who is truly stupid, at a high level
You sir are a "mahogany homis"

mahoganying 

Dan: gee Marcus my shaft really hurts
Marcus: you shouldn't have been mahoganying so hard last night
mahoganying by Mister Dave man January 19, 2018

Mahogany Moonbeam 

While your girl is giving you a blowjob you take a flashlight (Maglite preferably) and you turn it on and put it in her ass. She has to try to turn it off with her ass while you're making shadow puppets from the light. It's great while camping. Everyone will be able to see the shadow puppets outside your tent.
While camping I gave this bitch a Mahogany Moonbeam
Mahogany Moonbeam by Project FICON January 24, 2020
Used to describe romance between two women, also used to mean girls that are friends but occasionally act like lesbians-comes from "purple" meaning a guy (blue) and a girl (red) therefore 2 reds make mahogany - can also be used as a verb: mahoganying
1) Jenna and Vivian were totally mahogany last night..are they lesbians?
2) Dude I totally saw two chicks mahoganying at the bar last night!
mahogany by indigoChild7 September 11, 2009